My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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