i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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