So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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