I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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