If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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