I want to stick my p in your. b.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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