you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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