Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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