I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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