whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is this like a preordered booty call?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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