and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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