I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Randomize
