so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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