So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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