Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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