Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize