i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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