Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
