Ketchup is God's man juice
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Randomize