my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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