That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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