Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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