Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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