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I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.

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(513): View more from Ohio

What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.

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(207): View more from Maine

You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

What's the big deal? you guys fuck

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3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times

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(210): View more from Texas

We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like

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(817): View more from Texas

There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.

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