I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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