Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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