If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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