i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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