We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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