I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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