you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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