Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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