So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Randomize