garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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