i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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