afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
