I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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