Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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