it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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