super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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