4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
