just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
How's work?
Spinning.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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