He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm really busy with my period
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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