so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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