i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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