Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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