Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
