My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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