he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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