Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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