yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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